Static cling, oh yes
Cling to me, never let go
By choice, styrofoam!
A Vulcan Conundrumtommyboywood
*The Starship Enterprise has just entered an un-mapped region of space. Before long two alien ships engage the Enterprise; shields up, weapons powered.
Kirk: "Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies."
Uhura: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."
Kirk: "This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration. Please acknowledge."
(Incoming message from lead ship) "Blthenn shpllf dtipfh!"
Kirk: "Dangit Lieutenant can't you auto-tune that stinking universal translator!"
Uhura: "Auto-tune engaged Captain."
Kirk: "I repeat this is Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise..."
(Message interrupted by incoming transmission) "Blthenn shpllf dtipfh!!!"
Kirk: "Hailing frequencies closed, Uhura."
Uhura: " Hailing frequencies closed Captain."
Kirk: "Bones, Spock, I need a plan of action - NOW! Suggestions?"
Spock: "Logic would dictate that we leave this region of space immediately without further adieu."